It wouldn't be Christmas without some (amusingly) awful cracker jokes…
What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean
What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut
Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
Because the Bible says He Brews
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even
Nigel Cole, writer